Lars, calm down.

[ but sadie's laughing too hard to make her command sound serious, because somehow she expected him to brush it off more than anything else. she shakes her head again, pressing her hand to her mouth to stifle the sound. ]

I didn't know he had any dirt on you until right now. He mostly just talked about you two hanging out. It was sweet.

[ or, uh, would have been sweet, if ronaldo didn't dislike lars so vehemently now. ]